Taxation without Photosynthesis

Cartoon green algae character holding a sign that says 'Vote Algae!' near the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C.
Cartoon green algae character holding a sign that says 'Vote Algae!' near the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C.

Are you tired of representation without a backbone? Algae is the only candidate that has shown a backbone in the face of adversity! And I don’t even have a backbone!

Algae is also the only candidate that is unconstrained by term limits because Algae has survived meteor impacts, volcanic winters, and the Cambrian explosion. It is not intimidated.by anyone or anything!

I’ll stand up for you for the next 250 years!

Paid for by the Reflecting Pool Party

Paid for by the Reflecting Pool Party